Is being Japanese fun? What is it like to be Japanese?

Question:

I want to pretend to be Japanese because I've seen a lot of anime and I've seen a lot of their work. Death Note is my 2nd favorite anime after Bleach because they always have all that data and it made it my so called favorite in 2006 because Raito Yagami always stares at his watch for 40 seconds after he makes a death note in his death notebook, kind of like I do but not all day instead. They have Japanese police force and they work on finding out who the killer is and whether it's a coincidence or whether Kira was there on the bus. They go on Google Sites that are in Japanese because they're in Japan. They write in Japanese and in proper Kanji and they can type and think thoroughly in their language like we can in English, so what is it like being Japanese? Is it fun? Could it be fun? What are the characteristics of being Japanese besides just living in Japan and knowing and speaking the language of Japanese and sitting in front of the TV and watching anime as it's also a thing Americans do too?

Answer:

Q. Is being Japanese fun?

Absolutely.

Q. What is it like to be Japanese?

Absolutely fun. You should pretend to be one too.

Q. What are the characteristics of being Japanese besides just living in Japan and knowing and speaking the language of Japanese and sitting in front of the TV and watching anime as it's also a thing Americans do too?

Absolutely. Watching anime everyday like an American is what I do. Other characteristics are not important. Watching anime is the ultimate joy of life.