Train from Pensacola to Tokyo?

Question:

I want to go to Tokyo and I figure taking a train but I'm not sure if there's one that runs from where I live to Tokyo or if there's one at all. I live in Pensacola. Is there one around me please help.

Answer:

Yes, there is a miniature train around you that goes wherever you want it to go.
It starts, ans ends in the kiddies playroom of the pre-school that you seem to have not yet graduated from.