What's the best thing you were offered in Japan?

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I used to teach on an isolated island off of Nagasaki-ken. It was lonely initially. I went into the one video shop one day, and there was a beautiful woman working there. I'd never seen her before. One of my students owned the video shop. I asked this student about the beautiful woman. The next day, the beautiful woman came to my home, and asked if she she could become a student. I saw that, in an indirect way, as the video shop owner (and of course the beautiful woman herself) offering a beautiful woman to me.

The second best thing was the job teaching English on that lovely, friendly island.