Friday, June 10, 2011

What are some funny Japanese jokes?

Question:




Answer:


You are the captain of this sinking ship.
You have to drop international passengers into the sea or this will sink completely.
And you say:

To American: "You can be a hero"
To British: "Please prove you're an gentleman"
To German: "You have to dive into the sea by our rules"
To French: "Please do not dive"
To Italian: "There are beautiful mermaids around here"
To Russian: "I found vodkas drifting on the sea"
To Chinese: "All fishes are yours"
To Japanese: "Look, everybody's diving"
To South Korean: "Japanese has dived"
To North Korean: "This is the last chance to escape from your country"

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