Saturday, October 15, 2011

I am Kublai Khan, the Great Khan!?

Question:


My lands stretch from sunrise to sunset! I reach out my hand, and all men tremble! I ride with the horde at my back! We conquer everything before us! We attack! We conquer! We are fearless, and unstoppable! From the far Danube, to the heart of ancient China, we ride, and no enemy is left alive!

My warriors!?

HA!

There are none greater in all the world!

And these "samurai" who stand against us!

US!!!

They are fools, and will die like fools!

There Japan, will be, mine!

This, I promise!

Answer:


You don't need to brag about your empire.
Mongolians have already conquered the Sumo world in Japan.

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