Should I move to Japan or Russia?

Question:

The other section thought I was crazy for thinking this was a hard question. But the world is a weird place. There are ways in which any culture, is more civilized than any culture. But I would like your input. Should I move to Japan or Russia? I am an american

Answer:

Definitely Russia!
I like your troll and sense of humor.

Edit:
Back in the USSR, you don't know how lucky you are boys. Back in the USSR!