Can you please translate this from Japanese to English?

Question:

どこで　べんきょうしますか。
いま　どこに　いますか。
どこで　くすりを　かいますか。
だれが　にほんごを　はなしますか。
なにを　べんきょうしますか。
いつ　べんきょうしますか。
うたを　うたいますか。
ぎんこうに　なにを　しに　いきますか。

Answer:

This is the literal translation, but remember when you were young and one person whispered a phrase in the adjacent one's ear and it went around the room? It wasn't anywhere near the original phrase was it? So take this translation with that grain of salt.

I do all day and where.
Where are you now.
Where can I buy the drugs.
Who Do you speak Nihongo.
Today I will do all to do.
Today I do all the time.
I sing.
Going by what this silver.